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The
Obituary of
Grendel's Mother

(A.k.a. She-Evil)

She-Evil died of her own evilness. She
was 1,892 years old when she died. She was taking
Beowulf down to her den when he started to say things.
She was born in the fierce pit of the underworld. She really needed
a nice role. Like Medusa she would be such a better monster.
Although many monsters feared her, she still had some problems.
Like, when she captures her prey she disarms him and should put them in a bag.
When she was alive she had a love for tennis.
Although, when her opponent switched sides they always
Slipped on her slime she left.
She had a nice life but it happened to just end in a puddle.

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