THE FENWOOD TIMES

GRENDEL AGREES TO NO MORE CANNIBALISM!

By: Jake F.

 

 

 

Saturday, December 12, Grendel- one of the world's worst monsters of the Cain children, who can't stop eating people, says that he will not eat any more people (in the Supreme court ).
"I've noticed that he's really ugly." said Bob Boston of the Glenwood Times.
"He also needs to wear some deodorant. " complained Sandy Sailsseimer, wife of reporter Bob Boston.
Yet, on December 13,Grendel eats the judge.
"This is a very sad time." George Bush said.
Reporter- Hugh Houston

 

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