As of 12/12/01, Grendel- the smelly, black, scaly, coily, people-eating-monster issues to not eat any more people or Beowulf will have a showdown with him before Grendel can blink an eye.This has all started because Grendel has eaten 214 people of the Pinewood Apts. and they have gotten sick of everyone around them getting eaten. This is a $17,000 conference court. If this doesn't break Grendel's eating trend then the United States will not be happy with him, which could lead to the Military getting involved (that isn't pretty, trust me).
Signed: Beowulf Signed: GreNdeL Signed: Mr. Judge
The Supreme Court- Washington District of Colombia, Maryland


As of 12/13/01- GRENDEL HAS EATEN THE JUDGE!!! Gee whiz, it doesn't sound like George Bush is happy about that! Mr. Judge, 73 was just eaten earlier today, so it looks like the military will be getting involved-(oh no)! Also, like we said Beowulf will do his best to defeat Grendel in the showdown, which could lead to his fate.
Signed: George W. Bush
The Supreme Court- Washington District of Colombia, Maryland