Fitela: Start with 5 pounds of brains and a constantly babbling mouth. Add short body and stir vigorously. Add two barrels full of shyness and fear. Top it off with 3 pounds of loyalty and appreciation. when the pot starts to bubble, stir slowly and leave in a quiet place for an hour.

Sigemund: Take 18 pounds of pure muscle and a body of gigantic proportions. Add sharp eyes, a large figure, and a large beard. Add a huge sword and a creative mind. Put in the oven and heat at 224 degrees Celsius for one day.

Firedragon: Add four dragon heads to one large body. Add plentiful amounts of air, earth, water, and fire. Put in red, black, sea-green, and white. Take the mixture and leave it on an island made out of silver rock.