I, Beowulf, being of sound, mind and body, do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament.
To Wiglaf, I leave my throne and the secret that I used my wits to defeat the Firedrake, not my sword.
To my most faithful servant, I give my land and the trusted care of my bee hives.
To the future queen, I give the privilege of letting all my horses
free.
To my army, I give my best weapons though I don't have many.